"She's such a bad girl. I've heard that she shows off her Hannah Montana mike all the time. Weird. I would never show off like that. Speaking of Hannah Montana, I want to show you something. Hold your breath... I've finally managed to imitate Hoedown Throwdown, perfectly even. My sister says that I sound exactly like Miley."
There goes my sister... the underage teen. She's lately been acting morely like a 17 year old rather than a 8 year old one. She's constantly oohing and aahing over her cute, male (and hopefully single) classmates. She makes me look so naive. Naive has so got to be an understatement. Well, I'll tell you why... I always hung around with boys, because I was too uncool to have girlfriends. I don't really have any regret, becuase if I had an exceptionally dirty boy sitting next to me, I wouldn't cringe away from the mud all over his clothes... I was too used to it (It's ironic, but I've never wanted a brother, even though I know they can be a whole lot of fun to play with).
Anyway, what would you ususally have on your list to identify a teenager with his/her behaviour?
- Abnormal behaviour? Check. Ayushi never responds to anyone. She's just lost in her own world. Drawing her weird designer clothes she'll make when she grows up. All the time. When we actually want to speak to her, all we get as an acknowledgment is a grunt, or an irritated glance followed by "What now?"
- Weird language? Check. Ayushi always says this weird stuff all the time, which completely goes over her head. When she figures that we didn't get our joke, she just rolls her eyes and says,"Whatever. Forget it. I shouldn't have said anything in the first palce. Why did I even bother?" Of course, she is also very cryptic. You know what I'm saying.
- Different taste for music? Check. Ayushi is crazy about Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana. Oh, also a fan of hip hop and rap music.
- Bitching & Backstabbing?Double check. She gossips, spreads rumors, bitches about her own best friends, huh boy, you don't want to listen to the rest of the list - its too long.
- Queen bee? Check. My sister is the ultimate fashionista in all of third grade. She sets the trends, decides what's hot and what's not... Everything. She is the popular girl in her class. One of those superficial, shallow girls (But, mind you, there are two sides to a coin. This is just one side)
- Boy magnet? Check. Sorry, its confidential. No comments.
- Potential Super Model? She's absolutely capable of turning up on the cover of Vanity Fair, Vogue or maybe even GQ.
Well, there goes my sister... the undreage teen. I often wonder what she'll grow up to be. An old soul? As much as I wish it was true, its highly unlikely. She could probably continue with her...stuff. She'll probably act like a tween. Well, who knows?
I also have to give her this. She's extremely intelligent. She learns faster than the average 8 year old. She understands better. Reads books for older kids. And what's more? She's a straight A+ student. Trust me on this one - she's never got a single grade lower than A. Amazing. Oh, did I mention? She's also very talented - she can draw, dance, sing, she's an excellent athlete too. She is also a very perceptive person. I get all my advices from her when I'm in a dilemma. I tell her all my secrets (She can not gossip when she wants to), she covers up for me when I probably didnt drink my water, clean up the bed or didnt eat my fish. This is the other side of the coin. This is her - my sister, Ayushi.
Oh look! I see three girls reading... Shakespear? Hey! That's my copy of As You Like It! There goes my sister...the underage teen.
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This post is especially dedicated to the underage teen. And to my mashi who has been telling me to post a blog for like, ages.
Way to go sis!
Thank you Ishita. Finally the begging has paid off and a post has been written.
Its a great post and the best part is your writing has a quality which makes the readers view what you write, not many have that. Its a great thing. I want Ayushi now to comment on this post and you deserve a big hug and a big round of applause for being such a sweet sister to write a super post on her.
Thanks so much!
Thanks for dropping by, Ishita! And you have an easygoing style of writing; if Ayushi is an underage teen, you are an underage beautiful maiden! :) But then, don't lose all the innocence of childhood too fast; that is the best period of one's life...
What can I say about Ayushi? I will be accused of being biased. But she is one of my favourite people in this world. Another is the writer of this post.
BTW, your writing rocks...no bias here.
That's funny. Don't tell me that she is reading Shakespeare. Give her a quiz on it. But Ishita, if that is Ayushi in a nutshell, who is the nut?
What were her comments after she read this? I see that after all the rant you raved about her also. Thats the way to go about it ;)
Oh my loved your writing style and I double checked your profile to make sure you are 13...Lucky Ayushi to have a sis like you. Let me read the rest of your blog :)
@Sakshi, thanks for dropping in, I desaprately needed a new reader.
@Balachandran V, Thanks!
@ SJ, Ayushi was thrilled!
@Sourendu, Radiya aunty always said I have a good sense of humor, wonder where that comes from?
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